Dad came over last night, and the first thing he said when he walked in was, "Where's the sheep?"

I was supposed to have tomorrow off, but the Tuesday girl has decided she has appendicitis. "I have a pain in my side... I have to go to the hospital. So I won't be in tomorrow. Or next week. Because I'm having knee surgery this week too." If I add that she weighs at least 300lbs... nuff said.