Well, school starts again next week. I have to take the statistics course I've been putting off. I've got the text book, and I've been reading it. I understood the first four chapters, and was feeling kinda smug, but the day before yesterday I began to sink in the fifth chapter. The little glimmers of comprehension I'd been relying on turned out to be all well and fine but not the real thing, as the nice easy ground covered in the first four chapters was merely intended to lull me into a false sense of security. The real thing: Read paragraph. Huh? Read paragraph again. Right. That's what I thought you said. And I don't get it.

It looks like English, on the page, but I think it may have been written by trolls.